Treasury Secretary Henry

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson announced today that he is engaging Robert Mugabe, president of Zimbabwe, as special cousellor on finanncial matters. He would be assisted by his elite, personal army. “We are extremely fortunate to be able to call upon Mr. Mugabe’s unique expertise in rampant inflation, a tanking economy, exploiting the taxpayers, encouraging corporate corruption,and also in the art of printing money on a just-in-time basis,” the Treasury Secretart announced from the tenth hole at Augusta.